Thank to everyone for the repeat or first time visits. Nice to see someone out there is interested! There is something about the last 3 months of the year that zip by faster than any other time of the year. Time already speeds along but once Halloween comes it’s suddenly Thanksgiving, Christmas and a brand new year. As a toast to the holidays here are our last 6 gentleman from our calendar saga. No new advent calendar this year. Boo!
I’m tempted to cut October’s hair, just a trim. Kittens can be cute sometimes but I’m allergic to cats so no love here.
I would take Marley home. Thanks for the present! Bye now!
Bunny! How can you resist a bunny?
Overall I give the 2013 Hot Guys with Baby Animals a C. The idea is good but the guys were average. The baby animals were more appealing. January was my favorite month.
A truly titillating hot guy calendar is the Warwick Rowers. I suggest you check out the trailer for the calendar, yes there is a trailer, and the money goes to the team!
Wait a second, the priests have leisure time? This is our first priest not outside in front of a church or architectural element. They’re regular people! They read the newspaper!
December is a nice way to end the year. My favorite by far was September. We’ll give the priests a B+.
This was entertaining. For a review of other 9 months:
Kids are back in school, the weather is changing which means Mary Poppins may be arriving soon or that Summer is over. This time of the year makes me melancholic. Summer whizzes by and here’s September the limbo before Fall. It’s especially sad settling back into normal life after a good vacation. This is why I disappeared in August and why it’s been difficult for me to get my act together.
Our monthly calendar installment is one little bright spot. Not a fan of the Hot Guy. Definitely yes to the Priest.
I like Diesel the Italian Greyhound. What is the Thunder from Down Under?
Oh God. It’s a male revue in Vegas. HAHAHA!
They have a national tour if you can’t make it to Vegas. They even have a calendar, feather boas and t-shirts for sale.
Smolder. This is what our September Priest is doing. Thank God because the past few months have been disappointing! I have no further comment on him except enjoy!
I was in Italy the last two weeks of August and I tried looking for the 2014 Hot Priests Calendar. I saw them at newsstands here and there but guess what! The priests are all the same! No new priests! I was so excited to see them but so sad upon inspection to see the same guys of 2013. Why not change it every year? I can’t be the only tourist buying the calendar. Do they expect people to buy it once because they’ll never return to Italy? Here’s an untapped market. Boo.
Review the past installments:
Where is the Summer going? Why does it always fly by? Kapow! August is here.
My brain and my body are definitely on Summer time. The heat is manageable now in NY unlike June which was a cooker. Summer equals vacation so I want to stay up late, be lazy, spend the day wandering around, which is pretty much my normal mind-set, but the warm weather really encourages it.
Let’s move on to what you came here for: our monthly installment of Hot Guys, Baby Animals and Hot Priests. This month is good.
Clearly the editors of these calendars has a different notion of hot than I do. Everyone has their own ideas about what turns them on and what makes a guy hot. For me they have to stand out from the crowd. Maybe it’s one feature that catches your eye or the whole package. I’m a sucker for eyes.
Our July representatives are okay. We won’t kick them off the island but here’s hoping for better next month!
Here’s a question, what does Michael’s hair look like? Hats can change a person’s look, add attitude or hide something. Who is the Michael without the hat?
As for Mr. T is he a pony or a miniature horse? Is he related to Lil’ Sebastian?
Our July Priest reminds me of one of my bf’s friend which makes this weird. I don’t consider my bf’s friend to be hot so being reminded of him in this Priests of Rome calendar makes think ick. By the way bf just saw this picture and said, “that totally looks like Jonathan!” Great. Next please!
Why the clenched face? Did he not want his picture taken? Be happy! You live in Rome! You serve the people! Maybe he doesn’t feel that way. Or maybe his shoes are too tight. Haha.
Oh July, you are here already. Happy 4th of July to everyone!
Yeah for June and yeah for the Summer! Summer is my favorite time of the year. Partly because of the warm weather and sunshine but mostly because my birthday is in June. I loved my birthday as a little kid and I still love it. I don’t like that another year passes and my age increases but it’s all in the mind, right?
This month’s duo of Hot Guy and Hot Priest will do. All the boxes are checked here. Shirtless guy? Check. Cute puppy? Check. Attractive man of the cloth? Check.
One day I came home from kindergarten excited that tomorrow was Chantal Day. My parents were perplexed. It wasn’t June 6, so what was I talking about? When they had calmed me down and asked me exactly what Chantal Day was, it turned out to be Show and Tell Day. Is it my fault that my name is pronounced with a SHHHH sound same as Show? Nope. What can I say? Life excites me. I may treat small things with too much gravitas but that’s who I am.
My Mom pointed out to me that the 2013 Hurricane name list includes my name. It’s kind of cool but then I sincerely hope that there’s never a Hurricane Chantal, just a Tropical Storm Chantal. Tropical storms have winds of 39 miles per hour or less, and typically create less chaos than hurricanes.
Enjoy the beginning of Summer. I will.
Previous installments of Hot Guys and Priests:
Hello, May! Here you are and there you went!
So pathetic that I started this post on May 1 and finally posting it on May 23. Bogged down once again by work, family and graduations, all fun stuff which puts the blog on the backburner. Yikes! I also joined the ranks of iPhone crazies and got one. It is an amusing and useful thing. Now that my whole family has iPhones we can group message each other which I am thoroughly enjoying.
This month’s Hot Guy and Baby Animal duo is meh. I wasn’t expecting a piglet for May. Silly me for thinking “baby animals” means puppies and kittens. Annnnnimals, right. For cute puppies I can check out @bestpupz or @dailypuppy on Instagram and see sickeningly adorable puppies.
“Michael coaches Little League.”
“Franklin plays short stop.”
May’s Hot Priest is the reminder that we should not be salivating over these men of the cloth but celebrating our faith. Surrree. He’s not terrible but he’s more like the assistant principal than hot priest.
To see what you’ve missed:
There is a long weekend coming up but I am refocusing my attention in June and hope to be back on track!
I don’t have any April Fool’s jokes to share. Just your monthly installment of a Hot Guy with a Baby Animal and a Hot Priest.
It’s timely that the Vatican Conclave picked a pope before Easter. Although why should it take long to pick the new pope? The cardinals already know each other and have a sense of where they see Church leadership so easy! I do like that Pope Francis seems a little more humble in his fashion choices. We’ll see about the rest, not that I’m a practicing Catholic, but I tune in to what’s going on there from time to time.
On to the guys!
For our April Priest we have another very young man holding a scepter or something. He’s a little too young for my taste. Give him a few years. I wish there was a caption as to where he is, what festival, what town, what church. I guess that’s a little much to ask seeing as it’s a calendar of attractive Men of the Cloth.
Our April Hot Guy and Baby Animal have matching hair cuts! Flowing, shaggy hair. Pup or guy? I like the puppy better. Hmmm….he’s less clean cut than our previous months, but he’s “a vegan chef that loves quarter pounders?” Ummm, okay. And “Mugsy keeps kosher?” Perhaps this is their April Fool’s joke or maybe it’s all nonsense? Ding ding ding!
I do like the eye contact here on both their parts. Thank you for focusing on your audience.
If you happened to miss the previous months, please amuse yourself!
How is it March already? Wasn’t it just January 1, 2013? Do I feel this way every passing year and every passing month? YES! To brighten your day and get March off to a good start here is your installment of Hot Guys with Baby Animals and Hot Priests. I think our March guys are so-so.
What is this priest doing? It looks like he’s accepting food out of someone’s hand. Could it be the Eucharist? No way. Outside of the church? Or maybe he’s been holding that scepter for so long some kind lady offered him a snack. I love that the hand appears and we have no idea who it belongs to. Nice ring. I think he’s an altar boy or maybe a candidate for Seminary. Either way I’m not loving him. I wish there was a full face front shot, but I guess we’re attempting some variation in the poses.
As for our Hot Guy with a Baby Animal. Hmmm….could we have less looking wistful into the distance and more chest and abs please? Yes his face is nice but if you’re going to make this a calendar that objectifies men and makes us coo at puppies and kittens then do it properly! This would never happen in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue. No sir.
Oh and for those of you who are concerned with the names and thoughts/occupations of our March Hot Guy and Baby Animal:
“Anthony collects fish for his aquarium” (fresh or saltwater? Saltwater demands a lot of attention so will he be more into the fish than us? haha)
“Gracie likes to eat sushi” (My kind of pup.)
For the previous months (and insight into why I’m doing this and how it started) click below:
The month of February is almost over and we haven’t had our calendar installments. Here they are!
“Michael is really into books.” This guy reminds me of Ryan Lochte.
“Angela never learned to read.” Kittens are cute but cats are not my favorite, plus I’m allergic to them.
You know you want to see January.
Hot, hot, hot. For those of you who stuck with me for the month of December and my Andy Warhol Advent calendar, you may realize that I have a thing for calendars and organization. It began in high school when we were given a spiral bound school calendar to help us keep track of our assignments. I loved writing assignments, special dates, deadlines in my calendar. I still do. I felt a sense of accomplishment when I had completed a task or that it was time for this football game or that wrestling match (I dated a football player and a wrestler/poet. Not at the same time!).
At work I have a calendar very similar to the one from my high school days which most of the time keeps me on track. At home I have wall calendar. This year I have 2! For the past few years my sister Cassia has been the provider of new calendars. She gets a kick out of picking out calendars for my Mom and I as Christmas presents. This year was no different. My mom got Outhouses of 2013 and I got Hot Guys with Baby Animals.
While we were in Venice we kept noticing 2013 calendars of Hot Venetian gondoliers and Hot Priests at the newsstands. Finally I decided to get one because why not? Of course I needed a calendar of hot priests. Bf asked the guy at the newsstand if it was staged or if they’re really men of the cloth. The newsstand guy said they were bona fide. Who knows for sure. All I know is that if one of them were my priest growing up I would have made it to confession and Mass more frequently.
I’ll share each month’s guy with you!
“Cody is working to improve himself–physically and spiritually.” Cassia’s boyfriend’s name is Cody so this one creeps me out a little.
“Mocha is traveling to India to visit her guru.”