How is it March already? Wasn’t it just January 1, 2013? Do I feel this way every passing year and every passing month? YES! To brighten your day and get March off to a good start here is your installment of Hot Guys with Baby Animals and Hot Priests. I think our March guys are so-so.
What is this priest doing? It looks like he’s accepting food out of someone’s hand. Could it be the Eucharist? No way. Outside of the church? Or maybe he’s been holding that scepter for so long some kind lady offered him a snack. I love that the hand appears and we have no idea who it belongs to. Nice ring. I think he’s an altar boy or maybe a candidate for Seminary. Either way I’m not loving him. I wish there was a full face front shot, but I guess we’re attempting some variation in the poses.
As for our Hot Guy with a Baby Animal. Hmmm….could we have less looking wistful into the distance and more chest and abs please? Yes his face is nice but if you’re going to make this a calendar that objectifies men and makes us coo at puppies and kittens then do it properly! This would never happen in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue. No sir.
Oh and for those of you who are concerned with the names and thoughts/occupations of our March Hot Guy and Baby Animal:
“Anthony collects fish for his aquarium” (fresh or saltwater? Saltwater demands a lot of attention so will he be more into the fish than us? haha)
“Gracie likes to eat sushi” (My kind of pup.)
For the previous months (and insight into why I’m doing this and how it started) click below: